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It’s a girl

Posted by Santosh Mishra on July 30th, 2008

If you treat her nice, she says, “Yaar, mujhe line maar raha hai”.
If you don’t, she says, “Kitna akadta hai”.

If you dress nicely, she says, “Mujhe impress karna chahta hai”.
If you don’t, she says, “Tasteless hai yaar”.

If you argue with her, she says, “Ziddi hai”.
If you sit quietly, she says, “Dumb hai”.

If you act smarter, she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
If she acts smarter, she think its her right.

If you don’t love her, she says, “Iska to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkion ke saath chakar hai”.
If you love her, she says, ” Peechay hi pad gayaa hai”.

If you don’t give her a kiss, she says, “Tum mujhse serious nahi ho”.
If you give her a kiss, she says, “Yaar, who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai”.

If you don’t tell her your problems, she says, “You are not honest to me”.
If you do tell to her, she says, “You are a problem child”.

If you scold her, she says, “You act like a grandpa giving lecture”.
If she scolds you, she says, “Yaar, its because I care”.

If you break a promise, she says, “He does not trust you any more”.
If she breaks, she says, “Jaan main majboor thi”

If you smoke, she says, “You are a bad guy”.
If she smokes, she says, “I need this, please jaanu, try to understand”.

If you do good in exams, she says “Kismatne saath diya warna tum aur good marks”.
If she gets good marks, she says, “Its my brain “.

If you hurt her, she says, “You are cruel and don’t care about my feelings”.
If she hurts you, she replies, “You are not understanding”.

Some things about girls you would never understand

Posted by Santosh Mishra on November 28th, 2007
Some things about girls you would never understand.

  • If you think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
  • the nicer she is…the quicker you will be dumped!!!!!
  • The more the makeup, worse the looks…
  • “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you…
  • The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
  • If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one else
  • The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.
  • Theory of relativity.. ….The more you run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from you…
  • Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
    Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
    Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
  • the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
    1. You are dressed badly
    2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
    3. Have a bad hair day
  • all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with you and ruin your money,health and leave you a total wreck.

True or False?

Posted by Santosh Mishra on November 28th, 2007
Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. (more…)