Some things about girls you would never understand.
- If you think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
- the nicer she is…the quicker you will be dumped!!!!!
- The more the makeup, worse the looks…
- “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you…
- The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
- If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one else
- The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.
- Theory of relativity.. ….The more you run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from you…
- Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys) - the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
- You are dressed badly
- You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
- Have a bad hair day
- all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with you and ruin your money,health and leave you a total wreck.
