1. Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
   lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
   hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
   kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
2. Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
   na karenge kisi se vaada,
   par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
   ka vaada
3. Samja do apni yado ko,
   wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
   aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
   wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
4. Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
   muskura rahe the hum,
   par ankho me nami si thi,
   saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
   par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
5. Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
   kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
   gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
   kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye (more…)

Some things about girls you would never understand.

• If you think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
• the nicer she is…the quicker you will be dumped!!!!!
• The more the makeup, worse the looks…
• “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you…
• The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
• If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed to some one else
• The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with you.
• Theory of relativity.. ….The more you run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from you…
• Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
  Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
  Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
• the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
  1. You are dressed badly
  2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
  3. Have a bad hair day
• all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with you and ruin your money,health and leave you a total wreck.

Dosti SMS Shayari

• Kismat par etabar kisko hain
  Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
  Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
  Warana judai se pyar kisko hain
• Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
  Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
  Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
  Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga….
• Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
  Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
  Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
  Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the…. (more…)

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. (more…)

Here are some really great mathemagics. Hope you all like it :

• (12345679)*9=111111111
• (12345679)*18=222222222
• (12345679)*27=333333333
• (12345679)*36=444444444
• (12345679)*45=555555555
• (12345679)*54=666666666
• (12345679)*63=777777777
• (12345679)*72=888888888
• (12345679)*81=999999999

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