NGO’s in Bhandup

PAWS – Plant & Animals Welfare Society
Shiv-Shakti, Patkar Compound
Gamdevi Road
Bhandup (West)
Mumbai 400 078
Karmayogi: Mr. Sunish Subramanyam
Tel / Fax:: 2591 8324 / Nisha
Email : pawsmumbai@indiatimes.com ; animalvoice@rediffmail.com
Notes:
Activities: Wildlife Rescue & Rehabilitation; Treatment of Injured animals on the roadside; Educating Students on animal welfare; Organising Anti – Rabies Vaccination for strays, etc.; Snake rescue, Injured bird treatment.
Area of Work : Mumbai, Navi Mumbai, Thane Area.

OUTREACH SOCIETY
10-B, Miniland, Tank Road,
Bhandup (W)
Mumbai – 400 078.
Contact: Mr. N. D. Livingstone, Secretary / Managing Trustee
Off. : 2568 9824
Notes:
Activities: Literature, Educational, Evangelism, Medical Ministry, Church Planting, Orphanage

SUKHLAXMI SAHAKARI PATPEDHI
4A/9 Quarry Road, Sahyadri Nagar,
Bhandup, Mumbai – 400 078.
Contact– Mr. B. S. Gaikwad, Chairman
Notes :
Activities: Education

TRAINING EVANGELISTIC LEADERSHIP
2/223, Kamal Sagar Society
Bhandup (E), Mumbai – 400 078.
Contact: Rev. Pramod John, North India Coordinator
Notes: Evangelism, Discipleship training, Church Ministry

Jeevan Sanvardhan Sanstha
6, Shrikrishna Niwas, Maharashtra Nagar, Bhandup (west),
Mumbai-400078
Karmayog: Harish Dixit
Phone: 022-25940786
email: sanvardhan@hotmail.com
phone 9869420466 (best time to call: 24 hours)
cell: 9870209787
Email (personal): haridix@hotmail.com

NRITYANJALI
35-B, Miniland,
Nrityanjali AMrg,
Bhandup (West),
Mumbai – 400 078
Phone: 91-22-25967388
Fax: 91-22-25953606
email: nrityanjali@vsnl.com
Karmayogi: Mr.Girish Dalvi
phones: 25967388 , 25953606
website: www.nrityanjali.org.in

ABHAS SANSKAR KENDRA
11, Eagle Nest, Jai Shankar Nagar
Duckline, Tulsipada,
Bhandup (W)
Mumbai – 400 078.
Karmayogi : Mr. Kiran Mathure, Chairman
Tel. No. : 25910905
Notes: To work for the upliftment of the poor, downtrodden and helpless section of society especially those residing in slum areas and adivasi pockets.

Shape up
Yamunabai Chawl
Room No 4
Sonapur
Bhandup (W)
Mumbai 400078
Tel: 25609733, 25429667
Fax: 25685688
Category: HIV/AIDS

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This is better than saying “I love you”……….

Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So was the rest of the house. He took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table,”Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you.”

So he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating.

Marty asked, “Son, what happened last night?” His son said, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door. ”

Confused, Marty asked, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and! Breakfast is on the table waiting for me?” His son replied,

“Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, “Lady, leave me alone, I’m married!”

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THE SIMPLE FACTS :

• Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?

• The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

• When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

• On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

• The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

• “I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

• The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

• It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

• Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

• You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

• Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

• Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

• Cat’s urine glows under a black light. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

• In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

• Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

• Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

• The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

• The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

• Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

• One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers…they saw it as competition.

• You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

• Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

• There are 2 credit cards for every person in the US.

• The name Wendy was made up for the book “Peter Pan.”

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

• Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

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Here are some Funny Equations. Go figure.

1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3. One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen – 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum’s favorite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan – Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan – Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person – shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. Software Engineer + No Work = Forward

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Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahin hoti,
Waqt se pehle qayamat nahin nahin hoti,
Mujhse dosti soch samaj kar karna,
Meri dosti mein zamanat nahin hoti!!

Shama jalna chod de,
Parwna marna chod de,
Aasmaan par chand tare chamakna chod de,
Par nahin mumkin hai ki hum teri tamana chod de!!

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Monkeys like u should b kept in zoo.
Don’t get angry, u’ll find me there too,
Not in a cage but laughing at u!!

Yeh hichkiya kyon mujhe aane lagi hai,
Fizao se bhi yeh siskiya aane lagi hai,
Yeh sochkar dil hai bahut khush aaj,
Ki yaad hamari bhi kisiko aane lagi hai!!

Aajkal sabke sar par exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mei sukh kisne paya hai,
Mummy papa kehte hain achche number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye, yeh sab moh maya hai!!

Gaa to mai bhi sakta hoon, par meri aawaz bewafa hai…
Baja to mai bhi sakta hoon, par meri saaz bewafa hai…..
Ae shahzahaa mat kar, tajmahal per itna guroor…
Banwa mai bhi sakta hoon, par meri mumtaz bewafa hai….

Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,
Thode se zakham ko nasoor kar deta hai,
Kaun chahta hai apno se dur rehna,
Par waqt sabko majboor kar deta ha…….

Shaam udas thi subaah udas thi,
Kafan me lipti hue meri laash thi,
Ae dunia waalo muje wahi dafnana
Jaha meri aur USKI paheli mulakat thi.

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Tum Neel Gagan Pe Rehti Ho
Ham Iss Dharti Ke Baasi Hein

Tum Pyar Ke Sundar Sapna Hou
Hum Sapney Wali Aankhein Hein
Tum Jharnoun Mein Bajta Sundar Geet
Ham In Mein Behta Paani Hein

Iss Jiwan Ka Ek Saaz Ho Tum
Ham Iss Mein Penhaan Sur Sangeet
Tum Laakhoun Diloun Ki Dharkan Ho
Ham Sirf Aur Sirf Tumharey Meet

Tum Jhuki Jhuki Si Akhyaan Ho
Ham In Mein Khayal Ka Partau Hein
Tum Labmi Ghaneir Ki Zulfein Ho
Ham In Mein Basi Ek Khushboo Hein

Tum Neel Gagan Pe Rehti Ho
Ham Iss Dharti Ke Baasi Hein

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